Crystal Clear

It should be read whenever confusion erupts. Everything will be clear, crystal clear. Remember the word. "Crystal Clear".


1: Oh, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you ...to get you drunk and feel like you belong.
2: Well, it was fun.
1: Because they make you feel cool. Hey, I met you. You are not cool.
2: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
1: Because we are uncool. While women will always be a problem for guys like us, most of the great art in the world is about that very problem. Good-looking people, they got no spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.
2: Yeah, I can really see that now.
1: Because great art is about guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love. Hey, let's face it, you got a big head start.
2: I'm glad you were home.
1: I'm always home. I'm uncool. The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.